A Pithy Stream of Cogitations and Ruminations, Digressions and Reflections,
and Observations and Consternations Around and About the U.S.A.
These chapters loosely chronicle the Roadrage2000 roadtrip from Rochester NY to Sacramento CA and (partway) back.
Digressions and flashbacks abound as the mind wanders with the passing of the miles....
1 - Ramacking 101
Cleaning Out The Attic
2 - New York: Ta-Ta, RaChaCha
The Road The Upstate Tour Pastry Poop
3 - Massachotts
Turnpikes and Bullshit Gawlf with a G Boston
4 - Ducking The Apple
Taconic Tirade Apple Yarns Yankees Suck
5 - The Keystone State: Doing The Scranton Dodge
Scranton Dodge Lane Logic Scranton Dodge Redux
6 - Mary Land
7 - West Goddamn Virginia
Wheeling Through Wheeling Oh Deer
8 - Come On Down, Sweet Virginia
Gettin' Through DC Skyline Driving
9 - Cruisin' Carolina
Parkway Putzes Skott Land Bulls, Devils, and Mr. Hoppy
10 - Palmetto Ponderings
Hilton Headgames Five Diamond Follies Brian, Frank, and Pedro
11 - That's a Peach, Hun!
Savannah and Atlanta Tribulations at the Trials Banners and Small Town Entertainment
12 - Rammalamma In Alabama
Includes these Florida Focks
Sarasota Noochin' The Duval Crawl
More Conch Republic Reveries Still More Conch Republic Reveries
Sundry South Florida Frolics
13 - A Looziana Loser
L as in LSU and Lotsa Libations The Big Easy Hard Times in the Big Easy
14 - Mizzippi
NTP and the Fall of Mr. Hobson Tupelo Zoned and a Happy 4th
15 - Bad Roads and Sucking Toads
Volunteer and Bluegrass Reveries Cheers to Maurice and Kirwin The Toad Suck Controversy
16 - OK
Sooner Here Than Stupid Texas Cruel Cargo and Condiments Greater Enid
17 - Can's Ass
The Great Prairie Dog Scam Memories of Mizzou The Rise of the Lung Demon
18 - Rockies and Rollies
Mile High Hopper The Peak, The Keg, and The Moose
Dandy Dunes, Gorgeous Gorge The Fabulous Dancing Cows of the Curecanti
19 - Utah Rocks
Prior Passes Fisher Towers Awesome Arches Bridges, Bikers, and Bryce
Zion The Valley Of The Gods The Universe Provides Who Drained Lake Powell?
Mission Accomplished Kokopelli and Karma Fisher Trail and the Seven-Pack
Cedar Breaking A Narrow Return Surface Creep
20 - Arizona's Hot!
Zeds, Morons, and Tectonics Bad Food, Bad Hat Next Time: SW03
Diggin' the Desert Corkscrew Canyon
21 - Never Nevada
Snow Capped Grunts and Gratuities Dust Devils and Mead Mud Victim of Vegas Again
22 - Coolo Californio
Desert Driving and Freaking Fans Cabbies, Beggars,and Boppers Screw Bakersfield
The Pacific Coast Highway San Fran By Day Frisco Nocturno Sacramento!!!
The Other Side of the T&F Trials National Parking Various Volcano Visits
23 - Oregon
Q, Beaver, and One Cool Cool Crater Track Town USA
... and then I drove home through the last 8 states.
(Maybe I'll finish this sometime.)